The next morning I awoke with bit of sunlight hitting my face. Reveling a minute or so in the warmth of it and then having a sharp, searing pain come across my brow. Oh no, the dreaded hangover.
Then I sat straight up in bed.
'Did last night really happen?!' thinking to myself, I didn't trust myself to think out loud. Izzy might be around....
I look to my left, no one there. I look to my right, no one there. I flop back down on the bed in a huff.
“Oh I figured it was a dream,” Saying with a little bit of a relief. But, kind of hoped for it to be true. And then I didn't know how right I was when both entered the room.
“Love, are you alright? We thought we heard you say something?” Anders looked at me with a worried look.
“It looks like she doesn't remember what happened Anders,” Fenris said with a cheeky smile. All the while I have the most dumbfounded look on my face. This is REAL!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
“Oh no, trust me I remember everything that happened gentlemen. Just took me a minute to figure out if it was real or my mind playing tricks on me,” Why are they only wearing pants? And why are they staring at me like that? Oh.......shit......not again. Oh screw it, bring it on boys!!
I give them a little wicked look and smile. “But, if you feel the need for a refresher course then I will not protest,”
With that being said they were naked in a second. And smiling all the way. Hell that didn't take long! I was smiling back at them. I couldn't help it! Two sexy ass men in the same bed with me, who wouldn't ?
Just as we were about to get really.....and I mean really into it, there is a knock on the door.
“Ugh.....these damn knocks seem to follow me everywhere!”
“There is a Mistress Isabella here to see you,”
Then coming from down the stairs....
“Tell her I want to know who's in there with her? And if its who I think it is, then tell her I'm pissed!!!”
“You did hear that? Didn't you madam?”
Trying to get everyone to stifle laughter was a bit harder then it seemed. Especially when Fenris is the one that rarely laughs, and at this point I think I see tears coming from his face!
“Yes, I heard her. Tell her I'll be down in a minute,”
“As you say Mistress,”
Burrowing my head into the pillows, I crack up! Hearing the other two giggle didn't help much in the way of calming down.
“My love, you know she has an elf problem...” Fenris said trying to clear his throat.
“Oh I know and if she see's you in here with us, in the buff, then I think she just might have kittens!”
Then he sits up......and looks over at Anders and give a little wicked smile.
“Anders do you think we should walk out arm in arm?”
“Why Fenris that is a wonderful idea!”
“No, no, no, no, no! You two are not doing that to me! If you do then I will give Varric all the details,”
The look on their faces..............................priceless!
“Well, um I think we should get dressed and just let that idea go for now,” Anders said getting up quickly.
“Good idea Anders,” as he rolls off the bed. Just before he gave my a smack on my butt...
“Oww, you meanie!” throwing a pillow at him. He's standing there laughing in that low tone that makes me swoon. Then feeling another crack on my butt, I flip over and throw one at Anders.
“Hey, he got to do it. So I thought I would too!”
“Enough with smacking my ass gentlemen and get dressed. It looks like we are going to have a pissed off pirate down stairs if we don't hurry up!”
“Oh I think we have much better ideas between us then just smacking it love,” Anders and that little smirk of his. I think my heart is going to beat out of my chest.
We finally get our clothes and armor on, and one by one we trail down the stairs to a waiting Isabella. And boy does she look mad.
“And you told me that there were men and women more worthy of my time!”
“Izzy I'm sorry I thought there was!”
Her and I glared at each other for a minute until bursting into laughter. We have a tendency to do that, I don't think we can get mad at each other for very long.
“Oh damn you beautiful! You took my elf away from me!”
“Who said I was yours in the first place?” placing both hands on his hips and giving her a stern look.
“Who said that you could sleep with Hawke too?” Isabella said with her hand on her hip looking devilishly coy at him. Then winking at me.
“It was an agreement. Anders and I are......damn you woman,” Fenris growled at her.
“Gotcha! I didn't even know you were in there with them. Thanks for the juice bit of detail. Now that I know that I think I need a cold bath!”
“Izzy, you are a sneaky bitch. You know that?!”
She bows and then looks at me and winks “Thought you would have caught onto that by now beautiful! But, your secret is safe with me. I will not tell Varric a thing,”
“Oh you better not! Fenris and I will make sure of that,” Anders crossing his arms in front of him.
“Mmmhmmm.......I'll hold you to it,” winking as she let her self out.
“Good job Fenris!” Sticking my tongue out at him.
“I didn't know she was going to do that! Anyways didn't she see us walking down the stairs....together!” He sticks his tongue back at me.
“Now, now, now, children lets play nice,”Anders said with a slight giggle. Then we all burst into laughter again. Oh wow, getting caught after a threesome by a pirate, Isabella of all people! This day is starting off very strangly.
“Alright gentlemen. We need to get to Aveline and see what she needs us to do,”
“Yes, love,” They say in unison. I don't think I will ever tire of that. And they both give me a kiss on either cheek as we make our way out of the mansion.